1, 2, 3…PENIS!!!

That, my friends, is how I get my camera-shy friend, Christina, to smile Muahahahaha. Can I just say it works bloody well and that she looks lovely?

Fair warning, there is no rhyme or reason in this post. It is literally a Milk and Honey Cafe drool fest filled with delicious foods and you will hate (but still dearly love) me when I’m done. But trust me when I say you’ll want to stay all the way until the end regardless I’ve got a little (BIG) surprise for yooou!

Sausage. In my mouth.

Pepper and Garlic Sausage to be exact. Yummy but not as good as my mom’s homemade style.

We also ordered the Popcorn Chicken which was easily my favorite savory dish out of the entire meal

Just look at that cool cone holder thingiemabob.

And what would a Asian Cafe visit be without trying one of their drinks? How good the Taro Slush is always tells me a lot about a place.

This one was DEE-LICIOUS!!

So remember how it was just us two girls? Well…I’m STILL not done with the food portion. We also got shrimp pancakes.

Did I mention I eat a lot? Did I also mention that in the past few years I’ve become obsessed with dessert? And y’all already knew I was obsessed with Batman, riiiiiiight?

So, Christina is awesome and special ordered our honey brick toast (dessert consisting of thick brick toast drizzled with honey and other toppings). Guess what the special order was…? Yup. You guessed right, bitches.

Ta-daaaa!!! Isn’t it fucking awesome!?!? Can’t you just hear me screaming in excitement when they brought it out? Can’t you just imagine the expressions of fear on their faces when I chortled as I took pictures of this beautiful creation from every possible angle? Can’t you just feeeeeel my happiness?!?! By the way, for those of you who don’t know what “chortled” means, you’re welcome.

Of COURSE, I need a picture WITH the Batman Honey Toast!

Aaaaaand would you like to see how I decapitated him? A little morbid, yes, but…he was tasty. That’s what S/HE said…? But not really…because come on… Moving right along…

I’ll have you know, we were stuffed silly after all this food. I am human after all.

Now, aren’t you glad you stayed all the way to the end of this post to see a decapitated Batman ice cream head? I knew it. You’re VERY welcome. Oh wait, that wasn’t the little (BIG) surprise… SURPRISE!!! <- (but not really if you read my title…)

Superbowl Munchies:

*All recipes are fantastically easy but super tasty!! When you click on the name of one (or all! ) of the recipes, not only will you get that delicious recipes, you’ll also get to see a fantabulous post. Enjoy!!

Three-Layered Oreo Fudge

Vyvacious || Three-Layered Oreo Fudge Chewy Thin Mint Treats